Relationships are at their best when they are changing, evolving. A stagnant relationship gives both parties a chance to get bored, and bored people tend to notice how unrelentingly irritating the person they live with really is.
Noticing shit, according to a recent report by lawyers who probably don’t exist, is the leading cause of divorce.

“We can absolutely bring up the pillow drool if you want, and I don’t doubt the judge will consider it… but if we do, she’ll DEFINITELY mention the skid marks.”
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