Jon Stewart recently asked Mark Ruffalo, “who would win a high jump contest between The Hulk and Superman? If they both stood and jumped straight up, who would come down first?”
Naturally, such a serious question could not be left to amateurs, and we paused the interview to discuss.
ME: Well that’s a stupid question. I mean, obviously-
HIM: He can fly.
ME: It’s not a flying contest, it’s a jumping contest.
HIM: He can hover.
ME: So what, he’d just cheat?
HIM: If the contest is about hang time….
ME: It’s NOT. Hulk jumps higher, Hulk wins.
HIM: Super strength.
ME: He’s not even THAT strong!
HIM: Right, but if he flies too-
ME: THIS IS NOT A FLYING CONTEST!
HIM: No, it’s a contest about who can remain in the air the longest-
ME: NO, it’s a Superman SUCKS contest.
ME: Shut up.
HIM: You really do hate him.
ME: Dumb alien whiny baby.
Anyone else really REALLY looking forward to the Deadpool movie? I mean, besides me and the whole internet?