I feel like we’ve gotten pretty comfortable with this Saturday routine of ours, so it’s time to step it up a notch.
Otherwise, I’ll never get to the really offensive shit.
I’m going to take some heat for this one, but what the hell – I’ve had a good life, and if an angry mob is to be my end… tell them to bring gummy bears. I’m all out.
(as always, if you’re new and confused, I direct thee to the Not Exactly Motivational page, found way up top there, so that you may be caught up and understand the true nature of this fuckery.)
I am aware that some people will not find this funny; these people cannot be my friends, because this is hilarious. Look at that guy. He’s dressed like a goddamned Christmas tree, and he didn’t have to be.
Oh yeah, I did my research before putting shit on the internet.
Turns out, that right there is a Grand Dragon*, and he had the option of wearing a purple robe, but he chose – for what I can only assume are deeply personal reasons that can be traced back to some childhood candy-cane trauma – to look like an elf reject. Don’t his friends in the black robes look a little embarrassed by his wardrobe choice?
* I swear I didn’t make that up. Turns out, these guys just really really want to play D&D but their dads made them put on dresses and pointy hoods and do this instead.