Oh, my darlings. My loves.
This? This is my season.
The air is crisp, the gore is thick, and I’m scrubbing (fake? Maaaybe… ) blood out from under my nails a couple nights a week.
And we’re gonna bring it on Saturdays, too. Because I’ve got a whole buncha crazy, creepy, and eeeeeeww just waiting for it to be “the right time.” As always, you should’ve clicked the Not Exactly Motivational link up at the top of this and every page… From here on out, you enter at your own risk!