Welcome back to the only Saturday feature that will never mention sportsball.
Except for now, when I did just there. But other than that, no sportsing! No, we have a much higher calling ’round here: to motivationate you into a week filled with people who understand neither humor nor inspiration, and we do it with style, class, and a little something I like to call the “wow” factor.
As in, “Wow, I can’t believe she… yep, that’s what it says. Yikes.” But you’ll be laughing at the same time, because you’ve already clicked the Not Exactly Motivational link at the top of every page and you fully understand exactly what you’re getting into before you click the “more” link below. Right?