Is everyone else hung over and treading the waters of Denial this unholy Saturday? Well, I can’t do much about whatever’s making you miserable, anxious, and stabby toward 18% of the adult population (rough estimation, someone find a sober mathematician to check my figures), but I can offer you… clowns!
Shut up, this one’s actually pretty deep… and it just keeps making more piles.
As always, I will ask that all new readers place their non-wine-swilling hand on the mouse and click the Not Exactly Motivational link. This is for your own good, you know: it’s the best way for you to figure out what the holy fuck is wrong with me before you click onward and get a faceful of Saturday. For the previously initiated, I present the humble “more” tag, below.