Who else was ready for Saturday about three days ago?
Who else is still drunk from Friday?
I’m so proud of you I could cry.
As always, I’m going to direct the new kids to yon Not Exactly Motivational link (or the one at the top of discriminating web pages across the internet) and insist that they do a little light reading before moving on. Sorry, my insurance guy insists. For the rest of you, onward!