I’ve been so busy and productive this week, I’m almost ashamed to address the Saturday crowd. Rest assured, that shit ends. Right. Now. Cross my heart. I am done with doing. Whew! That was exhausting.
I don’t know about you lot, but I’m ready for some motivation. Naturally, if you’re new here you’ve got no idea what’s what, and that’s why the handy Not Exactly Motivational link is compulsory reading. This isn’t about me, this is about you. Truly. Mostly, it’s about making sure you’ve got the proper mindset and sense of humor. For those of you who already know all about Saturdays, click ahead to see what’s new!
Good news, everyone! You read that in Professor Farnsworth’s voice. But also, Not Exactly Motivational is now on Instagram! In case, you know, you’re looking for a handy, portable way to terrify your new in-laws. If you’re not… what’s wrong with you?
* Yes, I know that everyone’s seen this quote attributed to our beloved Pooh, but according to my own memory (and, more reliably, Pooh Misquoted) it just ain’t so. Fortunately, hunting down the exact original source of any particular bit of drivel isn’t my priority here. Maybe someone should start a project to motivate me in that direction?