On this, the occasion of our 50th Saturday together, I would like you to consider something: as you sit, wherever you are, reading this?
I’m probably not wearing pants.
Offspring starts spring break soon, and that means that I’m going to soak up every second of “me” time that I possibly can, and if that means I have to hide in the bedroom with the excuse of “go away, I’m not wearing pants!” then So. Be. It.
If you’ve just arrived, welcome to the madness! You’ll need to click the Not Exactly Motivational link and acquaint yourself with our little Saturday tradition before you can move on, and you may also want to follow me on Instagram so you can see the past being leaked there daily… For the rest of you, who were likely not surprised by my no-pants plan, please continue on in your usual fashion.