Safety First (NEM #57)

 

Fair warning: this may be the last ever NEM.  Actually, it may be the last ever post from me on this blog or anywhere.

I am dying.

Oh, sure, the doctor gave me some bullshit antibiotics and claimed the mortality rate from sore throat and epic sinus drainage is quote, “very low,” but who are you going to believe: me or some guy who wastes his weekends at medical conferences?

On the off-chance that I survive, I should continue to protect myself from potential legal action and angry emails from fake lawyers by directing you to the Not Exactly Motivational page.  Unless you’ve already seen that before, in which case you should just go on ahead.  Unless you want to see a picture of the back of my throat, in which case… what’s wrong with you?  But I do have one, because I’ve been showing it to Husband whenever he’s mean to me.*

 

 

 

 

Sail My Ship

 

 

* Slow about bringing me ice cream.

 

 

 

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5 comments on “Safety First (NEM #57)

  1. emilypageart says:

    I think the pic of your throat needs to be made into a NEM pic. Just sayin’.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Your strep throat needs a blog all of it’s own…that’s some serious shit!

    Liked by 1 person

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