Welcome back to another Saturday and another “motivational” edition of the internet’s favorite weekly tradition. I’m super-excited to dive right into it this week,* so let’s skip the long intro and go straight to the warnings and disclaimers, shall we?
If you have a heart condition, an underdeveloped sense of humor (diagnosed or otherwise), or are the sort of person who finds yourself writing comments, emails, tweets, or other tirades including the phrase “that’s not funny”, please click the Not Exactly Motivational link provided here or at the top of any page of this blog before proceeding. If you are a person who knows and loves NEM and all it stands for, please follow on Instagram, Pinterest, or whatever else I’ve forgotten to mention. Ooh, and share it! Just… share it all over the place. Because I’ve done 60 of these now, and I’m pretty sure that’s the magic number that makes me immune to prosecution. (If you happen to be a lawyer, please feel free to tell me what the actual magic number is, because I just made that up.)
* Also, I have plans. Big weekend hoopla. So… play nice, kids!