It’s Saturday, and if you’re me you’re:
- Still in bed
- Wishing you were still asleep, or that someone would at least bring you a glass of wine without judging you, oh my god when did everyone get so judgy?
But you’re not me, so the best I can hope for is that you’ve made me proud by refusing to wear pants.
New business: it has come to my attention that we’re getting more and more new visitors each week, which is good for me because someday I’ll figure out how to turn all of my ridiculous hobbies into a paying job instead of the fake one I’ve got now, but it also means that I need to really emphasize the importance of clicking the Not Exactly Motivational link (that one right there will do nicely, or there’s one at the top of every single page of my site; I can’t speak for other websites, but they should probably also start linking to that page, just in case) so that you fully understand what you’re getting into before you go on. Also, please share! NEM is now available on Instagram and Pinterest, but go spread the “motivation” wherever you think people need to learn how to laugh at truly horrible things. If all of that was old news to you, you may proceed as usual. But don’t be smug about it, okay? Unless you’re bringing me a damned mimosa, in which case you can pretty much do whatever you want.