It’s Saturday again, and a holiday weekend… but it’s a cooking holiday… but it’s a drinking holiday, too. I’m conflicted, y’all. I have so many things to make for Tuesday but I also can’t wait to get drunk and watch the sparklies!
Note for non-USA readers: on Tuesday we will celebrate our independence from the British Empire by setting off colorful explosives that will do extensive damage to buildings, pets, and humans. Homes, limbs, and lives will be lost, but it’s cool because there’s beer and bratwurst and soooo much potato salad.
For those of you who plan on surviving the next week with all of your litigatin’ fingers intact, please make sure you’ve read up on the history and meaning of Not Exactly Motivational (just follow that link if you’re not sure). Please also follow me on Instagram as well as all the other the other stuff in the sidebar to keep up-to-date. If you’re planning to blow yourself or your children up, go ahead and skip it.
Just this once.