Git Off My Lawn! (NEM #64)


Saturday People—and I do think of you as a unique breed, you hardy folk who show up every Saturday and not only don’t flinch but like and comment*—I have heard your pleas, your cries for the old NEM, a return to the days of shock, horror, and a burst of nervous laughter before quickly closing out the tab lest someone see what manner of fuckery amuses you.  You twisted little crullers, I love you! 


But!  If we are to abandon our recent fluffy bunny tactics it becomes extra-super-pinky-swear important that yon n00bs click the Not Exactly Motivational link and read the story of NEM, and what we do here, and why.  Once I know for sure you’ve done that (and I’ll be able to tell, so quit trying to sneak past my awesome security, Alan.  Yeah, I see you, so just click the link!) you may proceed along with all the really cool kids.



Lady Garden







* Ah, but sharing?  Sharing is what really fulfills me.  Did you know I put these up on Pinterest?  They’re on Instagram too, but I think Pinterest is easier for sharing.  Or you can use the other handy buttons, I don’t mind!




6 comments on “Git Off My Lawn! (NEM #64)

  1. LuWana says:

    Oh yes, a startled guffaw, followed by a gasp! Thanks.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. In the band if good f**k!! Strangely I don’t feel so bad anymore lol

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Band = name. Stupid fecking fingers!


  4. Arionis says:

    Wow, for some reason I really felt the overwhelming desire to grab a toothpick.


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