Saturday People—and I do think of you as a unique breed, you hardy folk who show up every Saturday and not only don’t flinch but like and comment*—I have heard your pleas, your cries for the old NEM, a return to the days of shock, horror, and a burst of nervous laughter before quickly closing out the tab lest someone see what manner of fuckery amuses you. You twisted little crullers, I love you!
But! If we are to abandon our recent fluffy bunny tactics it becomes extra-super-pinky-swear important that yon n00bs click the Not Exactly Motivational link and read the story of NEM, and what we do here, and why. Once I know for sure you’ve done that (and I’ll be able to tell, so quit trying to sneak past my awesome security, Alan. Yeah, I see you, so just click the link!) you may proceed along with all the really cool kids.
* Ah, but sharing? Sharing is what really fulfills me. Did you know I put these up on Pinterest? They’re on Instagram too, but I think Pinterest is easier for sharing. Or you can use the other handy buttons, I don’t mind!