Confession: no matter what time you are reading this, I am almost certainly
A) Still in bed
B) Still a li’l bit drunk
Now, now… don’t be jealous. There’s plenty of time for you to catch up! For today is Saturday, the most magical of days, when we “motivate” ourselves to stare down the week ahead and remember it’s only 168 hours ‘til next Saturday. So let’s get motivatilating!
Shit, wait. Okay, I’ve got a note here from Sober Me… apparently new readers (if you don’t already know what I’m about to say, you’re a New Reader) are required to click this here Not Exactly Motivational link, and read about what’s going on here. It’s not long or boring or anything, it just explains our Saturday tradition and why you don’t want to show this to boring people who don’t laugh at “terrible” jokes. You can go ahead and direct them to a fucking Ziggy cartoon or some shit, but not here, m’kay? But please show this and other NEM’s to all the really cool people you know—the collection can also be stalked/shared on Pinterest and Instagram, in case that’s your thing. Okay, I think that’s all the notes… except this one about not overdoing it—pfft, Sober Me is such a nag—and another one about going to bed early… oops.