Can I tell you a secret?
I slacked so hard this week, I almost didn’t get this post up. Are you proud of me? You should be. I am the very pinnacle of human achievement, a veritable loaf of wasted synapses. I’ll probably cock it all up by doing something productive this weekend, but for now you may look upon me as the great motivilitist of the common era.
If you’re one of those tanned, enthusiastic newcomers who’ve popped in fresh from a week of actually doing things and had, up until a moment ago, no idea that motivility was even a thing, welcome! Now please direct your attention and your mouse to the Not Exactly Motivational link (found here and at the top of discriminating pages across the internet) so that you might fully understand what it is you’ve stumbled upon. In case, you know, you actually got here via StumbleUpon. If you got here via Pinterest or Instagram, you still need to click that link, but the pun doesn’t quite fit; I’ll work on something for you later. For the returning, please continue in the fashion to which you have become accustomed, and keep sharing!