Means Opportunity (NEM #72)


It has been said that NEM Saturday is—brace yourselves—not exactly motivational.


You’re not saying it, obviously.  You’re motivatilated like woah at the mere thought of what’s coming—so much so that some of you jumped ahead to the image and are only now circling back to read the intro I so thoughtfully write for you.


You’re forgiven.


But the naysayers must be silenced!  So I have put together a “motivational” image so… something… that it even contains the word “motivation.”


Because I’m dedicated.  Committed.*  I cannot be stopped.**


You’re either with me or against me, and—hang on, raise your hands if you even know why we’re here?  Yeah, that’s what I thought.  Okay, new kids: click this here Not Exactly Motivational link and educate yourselves.  Don’t worry, the rest of us will keep busy while you’re doing that… for example, are the rest of you remembering to check for NEM magic on Instagram and Pinterest?  Are you sharing the motivelocity?  Santa is watching, and he thinks I’m hilarious.














* Just that once, but it was a misunderstanding.


** I run on sugar and outrage; when one supply dwindles, the other fuels me.









3 comments on “Means Opportunity (NEM #72)

  1. Victor K says:

    There needs to be a shorter reaction name for “grim smile of appreciation”, ’cause this is exactly the motivation I feel when I get “idiot” requests. Often from the IT guys or from managers. This motivation is becoming my work desktop Tuesday morning to get that thought through my week 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s