It has been said that NEM Saturday is—brace yourselves—not exactly motivational.
You’re not saying it, obviously. You’re motivatilated like woah at the mere thought of what’s coming—so much so that some of you jumped ahead to the image and are only now circling back to read the intro I so thoughtfully write for you.
But the naysayers must be silenced! So I have put together a “motivational” image so… something… that it even contains the word “motivation.”
Because I’m dedicated. Committed.* I cannot be stopped.**
You’re either with me or against me, and—hang on, raise your hands if you even know why we’re here? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Okay, new kids: click this here Not Exactly Motivational link and educate yourselves. Don’t worry, the rest of us will keep busy while you’re doing that… for example, are the rest of you remembering to check for NEM magic on Instagram and Pinterest? Are you sharing the motivelocity? Santa is watching, and he thinks I’m hilarious.
* Just that once, but it was a misunderstanding.
** I run on sugar and outrage; when one supply dwindles, the other fuels me.