Saturday, thank god you’ve finally arrived. I don’t know how much longer I could have continued to procrastinate and ignore my to-do pile!
Fortunately for you regular readers, Saturday is our day of “motivation,” in which we gather the strength to face the week ahead so that we might continue to do fuck-all. If this is news to you, please acquaint yourself with the Not Exactly Motivational page—by clicking that link—then meet us back here and every week hereafter. Probably. I mean, this is the one thing I haven’t slacked on, but I’ve been warned that past performance isn’t a reliable indicator of potential, so it’s entirely possible that one of these weeks you’ll visit the site to find pictures of babies in flower baskets or some shit.
I’ll love you forever if… you know where the title for this post came from. xx