The cutest thing just happened.
Remember when I taught you how to win any argument?
Remember when some of you doubted me? Claimed that it was possible to successfully counter my brilliant Ultimate Move, perhaps by stealing its magic for himself?
He just tried.
HIM: Why you gotta call me fat?
ME: (eyes narrowed) You know I didn’t.
HIM: I know that.
ME: So now you’re calling me fat and crazy?
HIM: You know I didn’t!
ME: No, I don’t know that.
HIM: That’s because you’re crazy.
HIM: (laughing) I love you!
HIM: Even though you’re skinny and I’m crazy.