Well, here we are. It’s the Saturday before Halloween, which means you’re either hung over from last night’s Halloween party, getting ready for tonight’s Halloween party, or both.
But hey, I’m not bitter. And to prove that there are no hard feelings, I brought a gift: traditional Saturday motivatility to make facing the week ahead a little more bearable. But first! We must complete the ritual Sacrifice of the New Reader. Yeah, we see you. The only way to save yourself is to click the Not Exactly Motivational link—you’ll be introduced to the glorious history of NEM Saturday and can even click through past posts—at which point you won’t be the new kid anymore. For the rest of you, continue as usual: click on only once you’ve got the blood of a new reader on your hand.