I am a goddamned Jedi.
Calm down, you know I don’t make wild statements without proof.
Okay, watch this.
ME: You should really get up now.
HIM: (sitting up) I should really get up now.
ME: Jedi mind trick for the win.
HIM: (waves hand) Your mind tricks won’t work on me.
ME: Yes they do.
HIM: Yes they do.
Okay, I get it—you think he was playing. Well what about this?
ME: (calling upstairs) Honey? It’s getting late; you want to talk about dinner!
HIM: (coming downstairs) I want to talk about dinner.
ME: I’m totally a Jedi.
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