The First Jedi

 

You guys.

 

I am a goddamned Jedi.

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi raises hands in meme: "Watch out guys, we got a "Jedi Master" over here"

 

Calm down, you know I don’t make wild statements without proof.

 

two young women look at each other then away in awkward moment

Oh, shut up.

 

 

Okay, watch this.

 

 

ME:  You should really get up now.
HIM:  (sitting up)  I should really get up now.
ME:  Jedi mind trick for the win.
HIM:  (waves hand)  Your mind tricks won’t work on me.
ME:  Yes they do.
HIM:  Yes they do.
ME:  (grins)

 

 

See? 

(Family Guy) Tom Tucker meme "This just in: I'm unimpressed"

 

Okay, I get it—you think he was playing.  Well what about this?

 

 

ME:  (calling upstairs)  Honey?  It’s getting late; you want to talk about dinner!
HIM:  (coming downstairs)  I want to talk about dinner.
ME:  I’m totally a Jedi.

 

(from Atlantis) Milo Thatch rolls up his sleeves in front of chalkboard and says, "I'll take your questions now."

 

 

 

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6 comments on “The First Jedi

  1. Jeffy says:

    I want to comment and share now.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Jack Herlocker says:

    But did your Jedi mind tricks ever work on Offspring? The Force is strong with the young.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Christina says:

    We use Jedi mind tricks at the dinner table to get our teenage offspring to pass condiments.

    Liked by 1 person

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