Oooh, we haven’t done one of these in a while, have we?
Bet you thought I’d forgot all about our dirty little secret. Ha! Not possible; trust me, there’s no way to scrub my browser history clean at this point—Google is convinced I’m a deviant (fair enough) and possible serial killer and if I’m not on all the watchlists it’s only because I’m so freakin’ pale they’re sure I’m a vampire and so are afraid of stepping on that agency’s toes. Besides, I still had some saved up. Why didn’t I post them? Well…
It’s like that thing where people die of dehydration in the desert, and they’re found with water still in their canteens, you know? I only have so many and I knew I had lost enthusiasm for the project. I didn’t want to post what little I had and risk having nothing left, ever. But then I had a thought, and here we are.
Some of you are totally lost. This is because today—and for the first time ever—I “publicized” a Not Exactly Motivational post. Links were put up on Twitter and Facebook, which I never did before because I sort of liked the Saturday NEM’s being a secret thing just for people who like them. But for what I want to do, I need input. So if you’re new, click that link and get caught up—if this isn’t your thing, stick around during the week and don’t worry: disturbing images are always kept off the front page. You never noticed them before, right? But if this is totally your thing, please take a moment to click the like button and also give me some feedback below. Because I’ve got that Toomuch Disease, and never know how much is too much until someone’s looking at me like I just ate a kitten at a child’s birthday party.*
So here’s the deal: I have a new idea, but before I delve too deep into it I need to be sure I’ve got my finger on the pulse of my audience. So please, answer the question below honestly and to the best of your ability. Go with your gut! If you’re not sure what each of the options means, I’ve linked examples below the poll.
* Don’t eat kittens.