A Tale of Two Dicks


It is an established fact that all cats are assholes.  This is their baseline personality, their resting state, if you will.


cat calmly walks up to horse, then leaps up to grab genitals; horse panics



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It’s Not a Tumor!


I’m not too proud to admit that when I’m sick I become unbearable.  I’m demanding, needy, whiny, and uncooperative.  I want all the medicine, but I’ll refuse to take it if it involves swallowing things that taste yucky, or eating/drinking when I don’t want to.  I am probably the worst patient.  Ever. 


Big Bang Theory Penny wants to hear Soft Kitty


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