You see that shit right there? THAT is why Audrey is a good friend.
Husband, on the other hand, is a jerkface an engineer and keeps arguing this point with me.
I’m about to invite every single one of you over so you can walk around this house and feel how fucking haunted it is.* Because Husband is full of explanations for everything: I hear voices because of dog toys or the neighbors’ stereos, and I’m not used to the reflective properties of all this brick and tile after our last house (admittedly 80% wood) and I’m just scaring myself… blah, blah, blah.
Don’t stop now – keep reading!