Welcome back! Did everybody do some good thinkin’? I’ll tell you, I’ve really enjoyed the guesses on this one, but it’s time to relieve your suspense… right after the jump.
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Ready When You Are!
It is possible that I have won, definitively and for all time, the “late” argument.
As always, this would be because Husband was hilariously stupid once, and I’m never going to let him live it down. Ready?
Wait for it….
Also, I’m a Stripper
We have reached that magical time of year when we fight over the thermostat.
I genuinely hate spring.
The issue: in order to avoid the migraines brought on by the sudden increase in humidemies,* I crank the AC to help dry out the air. Husband, whose back muscles apparently seize up in the cold, comes fe-fi-fo-fumming around to find out why he can see his breath and just like that we’ve got an argument going!
And to think, some couples have to wait until relatives visit or someone has an affair. #blessed
Not Even Karaoke
Offspring and I are both musically inclined; this is actually one of like four things we have in common, along with eye color, sarcastic bent, and a hard-wired need to be right.
Husband doesn’t just hate musicals: I’ve literally never heard him sing.
You’re Closer
We’ve gone a few rounds about the “you’re closer” thing the past few weeks; if this keeps up, I might have to add it to The List.
It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that everything’s really far away.
![Genius medal [citation needed]](https://actualconversationswithmyhusband.files.wordpress.com/2017/05/genius.jpg?w=222&h=222)
