It is an established fact that all cats are assholes. This is their baseline personality, their resting state, if you will.
Proof.
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A Tale of Two Dicks
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Skinny Like a FOX
What a Crock(pot)
Sometimes I worry that you think I’m only this way with him; that I can behave like a normal adult person out in public, but he somehow presses my adolescent-humor-plus-toddler-attention-span button.
Please know that this is not the case.
To prove it to you, let me tell you this year’s Saga of Crock Pots.
It’s Not a Tumor!
I’m not too proud to admit that when I’m sick I become unbearable. I’m demanding, needy, whiny, and uncooperative. I want all the medicine, but I’ll refuse to take it if it involves swallowing things that taste yucky, or eating/drinking when I don’t want to. I am probably the worst patient. Ever.
I Just Remembered…
There is a thing that happens around here so often, I forget to mention it to you.
I’m not really going to go into it now, either.
“Then what am I supposed to do? My job?”
Well, I am, but only in passing and only because this time Husband really blew his lid, and I know how you enjoy that.
It’s NEVER “Too Early”
There’s been a lot of hate for the Halloween section this year, and it caught my attention. Enough so that it was the topic of more than one discussion with friends and with Husband.
Of course I was at Target while they were setting their Halloween section. Do you take me for an amateur?
One That RIDES
It is an established fact here at ACWMH Inc LLC ©Trademark Limited that Husband™ is the expert on comic books and comic book movies, while I am a person who had sex in high school and can’t keep straight which characters are “real” superheroes and which ones were invented by Disney.
