I don’t know how things work in your family, but in this house stockings are Santa’s responsibility.

I’m not made of money, dammit!
That said, there’s nothing wrong with helping the big guy out once in a while. The way I see it, the less effort he has to put into everyone else’s stockings the more time he has to devote to my gifts.

The real reason for the season.
It is with this philosophy in mind that I give you the following excellent—and compact!—gift ideas