I have no way of knowing how many of you are in a position to send care packages, but I highly recommend it.
Sure, shipping costs will amount to more than the value of the actual items, but it’s the easiest way I’ve found to become a hero to someone you love (and a lot of people you’ll never meet.)
I, naturally, put together the Best Care Package Evah for Offspring. I meticulously listed and photographed everything as I put it in the giant box, with the intent that he would photograph the condition of his treats on arrival and we could then report on which items ship best and which you could maybe pass on in favor of something more durable.
He opened the box in front of them.
Most everything was gone within the hour.
So copy my list at your own risk! And be aware that if you send The Best Care Package Evah your loved one might not get any of the actual treats.
Unless, maybe, they live with humans and not wolverines.

Shall we dive in?