MiB International: My Favorite DELETED SCENES

 

MiB International

If you’re a fan of conspiracy theories, or sexually motivated aliens, or monochromatic swagger, then you’ve probably already seen Men in Black: International.

 

But you haven’t seen the deleted scenes… yet.

 

My darlings, I went to bat for every single one of these gems.  I begged, pleaded, and—I’m not proud—offered myself to Chris Hemsworth to get these scenes into the theatrical release.  But I was overruled… and escorted out of the building, because apparently forging a security pass is a “serious offense” or whatever.

 

They can’t erase my memories!*  Or my notes, which I scribbled furiously for your benefit.  So here, in no particular order, are my favorite deleted scenes from Men in Black: International

 

Don’t stop now – keep reading!

Advertisements

Avengers Endgame: My Favorite DELETED SCENES

 

First off, endless apologies for the delay in getting these deleted scenes to your eyeballs.  You’d think I spent the extra time stealing the film canisters (or at the very least animating or otherwise recreating them for you*) but no; as those of you who follow me on the book of faces know, I’ve been up to my tits in family drama and then recovering from said family drama.  I’m actually sat here typing out an apology to you instead of showering, if that brings you any comfort.**

 

By now every last one of you has seen Avengers: Endgame.  But what you haven’t seen—because only I and a handful of people who were there when these gems hit the cutting room floor—are the epic deleted scenes that would never see the light of day if not for a certain loudmouth blogger who takes notes everywhere she goes.  Now, obviously I had to promise not to tell you about all of them—got to save something for the extended cut blu ray and all that—but here are a few of my favorites; the ones that got me through the really tough times these past weeks (like sitting in a sub-arctic theatre for three hours with a four-gallon beverage cup, knowing neither theatre nor cup would ever empty enough for me to do what needed to be done.  I should’ve ordered more popcorn.)

 

Don’t stop now – keep reading!

Captain Marvel: My Favorite DELETED SCENES

 

Captan Marvel poster featuring Captain Marvel, Nick Fury, and Yon-Rogg against a backdrop of futuristic cities, modern human jets, and explosions in space

 

Set aside your fears of girl power* and grunge, because the time has come to reveal my favorite deleted scenes from Captain Marvel, a film which features:

 

 

 

As always, these are deleted scenes, so if you haven’t seen the film yet (totally understandable, I won’t judge… unless you wait another week, then I’m judging you like woah) you won’t find any spoilers here.

 

I still haven’t forgiven Jake for spoiling The Force Awakens;*** I would never do that to you.

 

Don’t stop now – keep reading!

Flat Earth

 

One of our favorite things—which you’d probably never guess unless you really know us—is stupid people and the shit they do for our entertainment.

 

Specifically, we will mockwatch* conspiracy shows,** documentaries about epic failure… whatever Netflix generously provides for our consumption.  (And it’s a lot.  Someone go thank them for all the good work they do—I’m busy drunk watching some bridezilla bitches scream about sequins)

 

Don’t stop now – keep reading!

What I Do For Him

 

I make a thing out of Husband and his nerdery* around here, so it would be the easiest thing for you** to assume that I never share in his nonsense.  You might (quite reasonably!) assume that I am never the one to nerd all over our lunch date conversation, or make a terrible joke.

 

You might also assume that I didn’t eat a pound and a half of grapes yesterday, but then you’d be wrong about two things.

 

Don’t stop now – keep reading!

Glass: My Favorite DELETED Scenes

 

Glass movie poster: a feeble Elijah Price sits in his wheelchair bathed in purple light; an anxious Hedwig leans forward in his chair, garbed in yellow and in a beam of bright yellow light; David Dunn is as relaxed as one can be while chained to the floor, in green scrubs and under an antiseptic greenish hospital light. Mirrored under each of the three is their alter-ego: Mr Glass stands tall and proud in his signature purple coat and leather, The Beast is stripped to the waist, muscles rippling, and The Overseer is hooded in his green slicker, a shadowy protecor.

There are a handful of movies coming in 2019 that will be getting this treatment, but I can’t say I’m as excited about any of them as I was for Glass.* And despite a poorly-timed release** I came away happy.

 

But!

 

I also feel sorry for all of you!  Because you didn’t get to see all the incredible deleted scenes, and I feel like they really add something—don’t they always?

 

Here then are my favorite deleted scenes from Glass, probably in no particular order… although I make no promises because frankly I’m getting hangry and you know how I get when I’m hangry.

(from Split) The Beast (James McAvoy) bares bloodied teeth as he bends iron bars of a cell

Don’t stop now – keep reading!