I haven’t seen IT yet, and it’s Husband’s fault.
Don’t stop now – keep reading!
Spoiler: there is a sequel to Guardians of the Galaxy.
I think it’s been long enough that most of you have seen it. If not, tough shit.*
This post was a while coming to you, partly because I didn’t actually want to spoil anything, but also because it took me a few weeks to calm down after paying $16 to see a goddamned Spider Man movie in which Captain Whineybitchpants didn’t die.
This post contains discussions on Civil War and Jessica Jones. You’ve been warned.
Once again, I have something to tell you – a mere moment of conversation, but I made the note and then forgot and only just found it.
Then I realized that you need some back story, or it won’t make any sense.
Then I dug through my old posts and realized that I’ve not adequately explained the true nature of our differences, and you’ll be lost no matter what.