I am aware that some of you haven’t seen Avengers: Infinity War yet, and I’m sorry for you. Because it’s amazing and hilarious and totally worth the price of admission* and, frankly, you’re running out of time to avoid spoilers from even decent people.
Right about now you’re wondering: am I a decent person? About me, I mean. You might be wondering it about you, but… look, I don’t have time to sort out your shit right now because I’m trying to tell people all about my favorite parts of Infinity War without spoiling it entirely, okay?
So here they are, my favorite scenes from the movie, in no particular order.
Oh, and if you’ve already seen the movie don’t worry—I’ve included a few of my favorite deleted scenes just to keep it fresh.