I’m Not Dead Yet!


I’m not dead yet, but don’t get your hopes up!


"Bring out yer dead!" from Monty Python & the Holy Grail

This guy’s been circling the neighborhood…


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(More) Scenes From A Shop


Picture me, ass in the air, head and shoulders buried deep in a display of cereal boxes.  Muttering, cursing, “Give it up, you bitch… ah-hah!  Got one!”  I pass a box of Count Chocula behind me, waving it impatiently and call out, “There’s another one coming!” and barely feel the box lifted from my fingers before I tuck back in, yanking and heaving, ignoring the papercuts and the awful things happening to my hair because by God I won’t be denied.  I emerge, triumphant, and hold the last box of cocoa-y goodness aloft, turning around to face… a woman I have never seen before in my entire life.

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Oh, is it January already?

I know, I’ve been bad and haven’t posted lately.  I could explain, but the honest truth is that I’ve been having trouble motivating myself to do much of anything lately, including the stuff that brings me much joy – like writing about myself (which is practically as good as talking about myself would be if people would stop interrupting).  If it makes you feel any better, I’ve sort of abandoned my super-impressive fitness record as well.  All progress has been lost and my weights are collecting dust because I’m not really cleaning either.

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