As previously mentioned, Husband and I tried shopping together again. I know, I swore we wouldn’t. And we don’t, honestly, for all the reasons you already know about… but this was Costco, and if you’ve ever been then you know that it’s just not possible to do that place alone. Sure, you walk in with a plan and you’re only going to grab bread and canned tomatoes and ground buffalo, but then the guy with the TV’s stops you and he’s not wrong—they’re huge, and the picture quality is amazing, and it wouldn’t hurt to stop and look—but you’re smarter than that so you duck down the nearest aisle and find yourself surrounded by composite flooring samples as far as the eye can see. Where is the food? Miles away, and you’ve still got to get past the piles of books if you want to see produce, so good luck getting out before hunger sets in.
There are worse places to be stranded.
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