Happy Fucking Birthday PT 1



The Guessing Game



I don’t know how y’all feel about guessing game posts—having never asked—but I freaking love ‘em.  I feel like it perfectly blends my need to feel superior and knowledgeable with my desire to interact with you more.


I’ve been looking for an opportunity to do another one and when my post about Husband’s birthday ran a little long, I decided it was the perfect guessing fodder.

gold mario ? mystery box


But what to have you guess?


Should I have you guess what he got?


Should I have you guess why he’s the absolute worst to shop for?


So many options.


Okay, here’s what we’ll do.  Advanced option for the devoted long-time fans: guess both the gift and why he’s the worst.  Skip ahead to the comments right now, without reading anything else.  The rest of you, go ahead and read on for more clues.  If at any time you decide you’ve got it all figured out, get thee to the comments.


Don’t stop now – keep reading!


Guessing Game

Let’s play a game.


You’ve been here a while (and if you haven’t, go catch up and meet us back here at the cool kids’ table) and you know us pretty well by now.  You can, for instance, predict certain outcomes based on past incidents and a certain pattern you’ve detected.


I am going to give you a scenario, and I’ll let you, the reader, guess at what happened next.

Don’t stop now – keep reading!