Halloween Wrap-Up


My haunting season is officially over, though I’ve still got to face one final wave of the unwashed masses.


Bratty trick or treating kids at door

Truly horrifying


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Trading Tinsel for Chocolate


I don’t have a picture of my Christmas tree the week before it came down, because it seemed morbid to photograph its last wretched days.  You’ll have to trust me on this point: it was looking pretty miserable – any internet comments section would have diagnosed it with depression, possibly bipolar, and started prescribing meds, with at least one wandering moron insisting that it just had Asperger’s and we should all leave it alone.


never go to the comments section


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