Marvel Spoilers (Not Really)

This post was a while coming to you, partly because I didn’t actually want to spoil anything, but also because it took me a few weeks to calm down after paying $16 to see a goddamned Spider Man movie in which Captain Whineybitchpants didn’t die.

 I hate him

This post contains discussions on Civil War and Jessica Jones. You’ve been warned.


I’ll Bet Killgrave Doesn’t Snore

We’ve been watching Jessica Jones, along with the rest of the world, because we want to be cool.  I tell you this not because I want you to think that we’re cool (you already know that we’re too cool for that) but because otherwise the story I’m about to tell you will make no sense at all.

Don’t stop now – keep reading!