We Are the Worst


Just a quick one today. 


Super quick.  Practically a one-liner, really.


I’m not busy or anything, I’m just pretty sure I’m going to piss a lot of people off with this one and I want to get it over with and move on to the torch-and-pitchfork stage.

(The Simpsons) angry torch-and-pitchfork mob


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Bedroom Stuff


I woke up this morning—as I do most mornings, honestly—to a call from my friend Alexis.  Yes, I’m one of those people who talks to her long-distance bestie almost every day.  I know, you wish you were her but that’s not what we’re here to talk about so please try to contain your envy at this woman who not only gets her updates more than twice a week but has an uncanny knack for calling me when I’m naked.

speachless stick guy meme


I have a point and I’d like to get to it, if you don’t mind.


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