Double Jeopardy

 

So here’s a thing that’s happening right now: the brindle dog-

brindle greyhound in brindle coat

(this one)

 

 

-has started requiring that she be tucked in at night.  

 

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Bedroom Stuff

 

I woke up this morning—as I do most mornings, honestly—to a call from my friend Alexis.  Yes, I’m one of those people who talks to her long-distance bestie almost every day.  I know, you wish you were her but that’s not what we’re here to talk about so please try to contain your envy at this woman who not only gets her updates more than twice a week but has an uncanny knack for calling me when I’m naked.

speachless stick guy meme

 

I have a point and I’d like to get to it, if you don’t mind.

 

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