Volumptuous Peeohple

 

I feel like this is the season for bonding, so I’m going to tell you an important step to going from Acquaintance, Person I Like, or Person Who Is Allowed to Buy Me Coffee to WE ARE FRIENDS NOW.

 

 

You gotta be willing to hate along with me.  And you’ve got to be on board with my reasons.

 

Mean Girls "you may think you like someone, but you could be wrong

 

Now, this is not a requirement for fans, so if your goal is to continue to read my blogs and have me love you to bits for reading the words that I blurt out into the ether, don’t stress this next bit. But if you want to actually sit next to me while I drink that coffee, or really just keep up with my in-person conversations?

 

Yeah, this is a thing.

 

This is how my friend Audrey learned the rule:

 

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About that Airhorn…

 

You wouldn’t guess it without having spent some time with me at home, but my #1 frustration in life is telemarketers and phone scammers.

 

Yeah yeah! Me too! baby

 

But I’m not frustrated like you are: it’s not because they interrupt important conversations, or because they’re annoying thieves, or any other reason you might think of.

 

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