It’s 2018! Holy shit, we’re more than halfway through the first quarter of the 21st century! Time is just flying, and—it must be said—some of you are getting old.
Not me, of course, but some of you. Which is weird for me to watch, but I’m trying to be gracious about it. Me, I just throw things at Offspring when I’m blaring Aerosmith (kitchen cleanup goes so much nicer with a classic rock playlist—try it!) and he says, “This is Nirvanna, right?” Then he says we wouldn’t have this argument if I’d listen to music less than 150 years old, and I remind him who taught him to love Meatloaf and Bon Jovi and we agree to a truce because it’s not possible to keep fighting while you’re belting out Living on a Prayer.
Where were we? Riiiight… 2018. which means that 2017 is officially behind us—yay!
And that means… drumroll… It’s time for me to pile together all those weird and wonderful search terms people used to find my humble little humor blog (I have to mention, periodically, that it is a humor blog, because that’s the only way WordPress knows; apparently you have to use the keyword, because having a humor blog is just like having a yoga blog—you use the word a lot, and that’s what your blog is about. Humor. Funny.) Actually, I sorted them into an Excel list, and then picked through the rubbish for the humor gold, but you get the idea. Here then are my favorite ways people found us last year. Starting with the most popular Google result: