This is how little sense he makes: he actually believes that grocery shopping is fundamentally different from grocery shopping.
I know, right? I mean… honestly, I deserve some sort of award for putting up with that sort of lunacy day in and day out for as long as I have.
Do you have one full of chocolates instead?
Thankfully I have you, and you agree with me, so that’s alright then.
I see we have some new readers with us today. Doubters. People who haven’t been with us on this long journey and therefore will demand an explanation. Fine, I’ll catch you up. But for the dedicated reader, go ahead and skip to the bottom—I’ll leave something fun down there just for you, since I know you understand me without having to slog through all this.
Don’t stop now – keep reading!