Also, I’m a Stripper


We have reached that magical time of year when we fight over the thermostat.


spring expectations vs reality (Tangled sunny garden vs. Emperor's New Groove raining on llama)

I genuinely hate spring.



The issue: in order to avoid the migraines brought on by the sudden increase in humidemies,* I crank the AC to help dry out the air.  Husband, whose back muscles apparently seize up in the cold, comes fe-fi-fo-fumming around to find out why he can see his breath and just like that we’ve got an argument going!


And to think, some couples have to wait until relatives visit or someone has an affair.  #blessed


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