First, I have to tell you that he bit the bullet (just before the deadline) and “upgraded” to Windows 10. So now there are two of us in the house who occasionally scream “God dammit Windows 10!” while praying that our progress was saved recently. (It rarely is.)
HIM: I’ve got the Windows 10 upgrade running today.
ME: I didn’t realize you were still running 7. And I didn’t realize they were doing a free upgrade for 7, I thought it was just 8.
HIM: Nope, it’s 7 and 8.
ME: But only 7 and 8?
HIM: Yeah, Windows 9 users are shit outta luck.
ME: That’s not –