I Think It’s In California?

 

Husband is going to yet another fancy conference for smart people who design things.

 

That’s not what it’s called, of course, but he explained it to me* and I literally felt the 16% of my brain that had been active fuck off and go looking for trouble.  

Basenji in snow booties (so cute!) yo's; text reads, "All I heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH"

But!  Did I let my ignorance stand in the way of my god-given right to complain?

 

You know I didn’t.

 

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What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?

 

So here’s a conversation I’m having a lot this week:

 

ME:  What are you guys doing for Valentine’s Day?
INNOCENT FRIEND:  Oh, we’re going to-
ME:  Shut up.  My husband isn’t even going to be here.  He’s abandoning me!

 

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