Nevermind, I’m an Idiot

 

You all know Clara, so I can skip the introductions and go straight to my problem: she hasn’t flowered since I got her.

 

Judy Hopps headdesking

 

I know, right?  So frustrating!  Here I am, keeping a damned orchid alive, and she can’t even bring herself to toss me a couple of blooms as a kind gesture?

 

Ungrateful twat.

 

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Stupid Laundry

 

Since you’ve never been to my house (I’d have noticed) there’s something you probably don’t know about me.

 

Okay, several things, actually.  You probably didn’t know that, given only one towel when I get out of the shower, I will dry off my legs and then wrap up my hair and march out of the bathroom, stark nekkid.  But, see, you don’t know that because it’s totally irrelevant to anything I would ever post here.

 

Ummm…

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